You just read this ..

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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cats are pussies

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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