- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

John Stamos.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Queens Park rangers

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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