- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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