- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Potato!

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How long is a china man?

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

Andy Carrol

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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