- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Two guys walk into a bar.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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