- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Obama

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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