- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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