world peace

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Caca.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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The truth is he loves her!!

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Where's the soap?

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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