- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

pull my finger (farts)

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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