ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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