"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

Im cute hehehee

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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