Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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Im cute hehehee

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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