- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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