- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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