What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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Once upon a time

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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poop

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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