what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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