- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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