"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Knock knock *open*

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

Jews

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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