How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What did death say to life? Go die

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Praise Paisley

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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