Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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2 Penises

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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An Artic Storm.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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