Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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do you have a wife?

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Three black men were walking...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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