What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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