- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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