A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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