How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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Women's Rights

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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