- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Women can vote? WTF

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Guess what? You guessed it.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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