wael.. nuff said

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Title IX

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

I will create more jobs for americans

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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