- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

a jew walks out of a furnace

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

kaite is dumb that is true

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