- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Carrot fingers

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Your face

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Come on children, don't dawdle.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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