- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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A chicken walks into a barn.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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