- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

why do mexicans get made fun of

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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