- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

destiny

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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