- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

Vagina cream... end of story

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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