roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Matt is a Duster!

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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c-? men, C-men

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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