- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

No your aunties a joke

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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