This joke is the worst joke ever.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

penis haha

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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