- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

You know what's catchy? A cold

The lion swallowed his pride.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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