A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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