yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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An elderly man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Dad!" The old man replies, "Hi son. I'll have a Bud Light." The bartender serves his dad a Bud Light and says, "I'm thinking about going back to school to become a doctor." The old man says, "I'm an alcoholic." The bartender replies, "Great, another Bud Light coming up!"

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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Your face

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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Carrot fingers

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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a woman votes!

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Anti Joke

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