- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

no pun intended

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

He--Hey guys

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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