- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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