What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Basically

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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