Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

PENIS

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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