whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

yada yada

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

book 'em danno

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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