Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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