Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What's clear and wet? water

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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Women.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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