- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

James Patrick Campbell

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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