- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

What can fly? Lots of things

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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