A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

Bark I'm a tree

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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