Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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The morning of her 16th birthday, April's parents presented her with a young racehorse named Bolt. Bolt was energetic and strong the first two days, easily trotting around their 4 acre estate, but the following morning, when April went out to bring Bolt his breakfast, she found him leaning on his stable, head down, slowly rolling side to side. Upon seeing her newfound friend in distress, she promptly asked, "Are you okay Bolt? Why the long face?" Soon after, April realized that she had made a clever pun and grinned childishly. April's glory was short lived however, when Bolt suddenly collapsed due to an aortic aneurysm. Having spent most of their retirement on this racehorse, April's parents sold the ranch and moved into a retirement home, disgracing their daughter for not taking care of their steed. April, believing herself to be the culprit for Bolt's death, later committed suicide.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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Your mother is average.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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Anti Joke

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