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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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