- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's white and gluey Glue

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Do you love me? No.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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