- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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