- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Black people having a Job.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.