- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Women's rights.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Women's rights.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

poop.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

this is not a drill.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Women's rights.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Women's rights.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

poop.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

this is not a drill.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.