- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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