- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

dick dick dick... frogs

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

cats are pussies

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Asians

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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