What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Bark I'm a tree

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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