Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...