- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

A baby seal walks into a club.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

i'm hard

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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