- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

world peace

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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