- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Do you love me? No.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What's white and gluey Glue

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

* anti-punchline

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Punching a baby

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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