- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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