A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Are you Drew?

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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