- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

John Cena

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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