- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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