Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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chuck norris

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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meatspin.fr

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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