A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

black people are white when i use night gogles

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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