Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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womens rights.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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