- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

sorry got to poo

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

David Cameron

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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