- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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