What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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