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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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