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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

give me a thumbs up

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

Anthony sucks

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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