Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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well now

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This is an anti joke

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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