Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

Bad grammers.

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

People Eating Tasty Animals

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

ded on boomer and aodddan

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

womans rights...

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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