- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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