- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Koalas mum is a slut

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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