Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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