- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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