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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

A train poops its pants.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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