- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Yock

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

HURT

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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