One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Don't believe in Atheists.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Alchohol.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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